BREAKING
Good evening. The market is up because I said so.
BULL +69.69%
DEGENINDEX +420.42%
COPIUM -99.99%
FIAT -1.00%
THE TRADING FLOOR
Click a ticker. The anchor has opinions.
THE BULLSTOCKS REPORT
Every market needs a face. Ours is a bull in a suit who has not blinked since the last bear market and refuses to start now.
He reads the tape so you do not have to feel anything about it. Green candle, he takes credit. Red candle, he blames the Fed and cuts to commercial.
No research desk. No compliance department. Just a bull, a coffee mug that says WORK BUY REPEAT, and a chart he has decided is going up.
THE CERTIFICATE
TICKER
$BULL
CHAIN
SOLANA
STATUS
TRADING HALTED
CA
AWAITING_OPENING_BELL
BUY ON PUMP.FUN · SOON
DEXSCREENER · SOON
Not financial advice. Just degen.